On our way to a Chinese restaurant....9 year old daughter: Where are we going to eat?
3 year old son (butting in:) To Chinese Sissy! Ok?
Daughter: No, I mean what's it called?
Son: Its called Chinese! Remember!!!!
Daughter: UGHHHH!!! MOM!!!! I just want to know the name of the restaurant!
Me: Its called Wok In Motion...
Son: No, that not the place! We going to Chinese!!!
Enjoying the breeze in the new car with the back windows down...Tyler: Mom, I drinkin' the air!!! It tastes so good!!!!! (see photo above!! And yes I took the photo while driving, but dont criticize! #1 I was going slow! #2 I wasnt looking as I took it, I was holding my point and shoot over my shoulder! #3 You know you have done it/have been tempted to do it!)
Mid-meltdown mode after a long day....(Tyler crying for no apparent rhyme or reason...well technically I am blaming my mom for this! Cuz they spent the night their last night and she let them stay up until midnight!!!! MOM!!!!)
Tyler: (sniff sniff) I need a KKKLEEEENNNNEEXXXX (in between sobs)
Me and hubby search frantically in the car in order to find a non-existent kleenex...
Finding a used one (yes, bad mom! Gross! I know!!! But seriously!!! I was desperate! What would you do?) We ripped off the used part and gave him the half-piece of kleenex (yes this part was clean and booger free! I promise)
Handing it nicely to Tyler...
"Tyler? What do you say?" (correct response? THANK YOU!)
Actual response: "IT BRRROOOKKKKEEENNNN!!!!"
Me: Its fine buddy! Just use it!
Tyler: No, it broken! I want a fixed one!!!
Crying escalates at this point and I am very tempted to stuff the booger ridden half of the kleenex in my ears. Did I mention this is my mom's fault???? THANKS MOM!!! I owe you one!